Rare 80s Albums -part 164- Rock- Alternative — 4

If the 80s alternative scene had a Rosetta Stone, it might be this dusty cassette from Muncie, Indiana. The June Brides of Indiana (no relation to the more famous UK jangle-pop band) recorded Television’s Corpse on a four-track TASCAM in a furniture store’s back office. The result is a staggering work of psychedelic-garage rock that predates the 90s lo-fi boom by five years. Tracks like "VHS Messiah" mix droning organs, out-of-phase guitars, and lyrics that critique the vapidity of late-night cable access shows.

This album is a critical missing link between the experimental noise of Einstürzende Neubauten and the more accessible alternative rock that would emerge from the 90s (like Nine Inch Nails’ softer moments or Swans’ melancholic passages). The track "Flugzeug über dem Niemandsland" (Plane over No Man’s Land) features a guitar riff that sounds like a chainsaw serenading a ghost. Rarity is assured, as the band pressed only 300 LPs, most of which were destroyed when their squat was raided by police. To hear Stahl und Samt is to hear the Cold War’s existential dread converted directly into audio. 4 Rare 80s Albums -Part 164- Rock- Alternative

Why is it rare? The master tapes were allegedly stored next to a radiator, and the lead singer, Ewan McTeer, disappeared into academia two weeks after the album’s sole launch party. Copies that surface today—usually on the band’s own “Kettle Black” label—command high prices not just for their scarcity, but for their prophetic blending of post-punk and early alternative rock. It is an album of Northern anxiety, a sound that bridges the gap between The Fall and the more melodic misery of The Smiths, yet entirely its own. If the 80s alternative scene had a Rosetta

Unlike the aggressive rarity of the previous entries, Plastic Harbour is rare because it was simply ignored. Voss pressed 200 copies on her own “Seal Pup” label, sold 50 at local craft fairs, and then moved to a farm without a forwarding address. The album’s influence, however, is outsized. It is a precursor to the “sadcore” and slowcore movements of the 1990s (Red House Painters, Codeine). Listening to it today, one hears the blueprint for an entire genre of introspective, wounded alternative rock. A pristine copy sold for $4,000 USD in 2022, not as an investment, but as a pilgrimage. Tracks like "VHS Messiah" mix droning organs, out-of-phase

Before the Britpop battles of the 1990s, Scotland’s post-punk scene was a tempestuous sea of dissonant guitar lines and lyrical claustrophobia. The Cherry Red Smash, a band that released a mere 500 copies of their only LP, The Sleeping Army , epitomizes this forgotten fury. Recorded in a leaky church basement in Maryhill, the album eschews the polished production of their contemporaries (like Big Country or Simple Minds) for a raw, jagged aesthetic. The opener, "Concrete Lullaby," opens with a bassline that sounds like a dying refrigerator before erupting into a guitar solo that is more shrapnel than melody.