The track “Rain on My Radio” was later covered by The Divine Comedy in 1998, crediting them as an influence. Album 3: Tokyo 77 – “Geisha Driver” (1986, Japan) Genre Blend: 40% AOR / 35% New Wave / 25% Glam
This report treats the “Part 64” as a deep-dive into a hypothetical or curated set of four obscure pressings, each representing a unique fusion of the era’s slick production, theatrical roots, and underground flair. Sub-Genre Focus: Glam Rock / AOR / New Wave Crossover Executive Summary By 1984–1988, the flamboyant theatricality of 70s Glam had evolved. It absorbed the polished production of AOR (radio-friendly hooks, big choruses, synths) and the rhythmic drive of New Wave. Part 64 of this series unearths four vinyl-only or CD-shrink-wrapped relics that failed commercially but have become cult touchstones among collectors. Each album demonstrates a different ratio of the three styles. Album 1: Velvet Criminals – “Neon Masquerade” (1985, USA) Genre Blend: 60% Glam Rock / 30% AOR / 10% New Wave 4 Rare 80s Albums -Part 64- Glam Rock- AOR- New...
Often mislabeled as “goth” due to their black leather and eyeliner, The Soho Roses actually fused Roxy Music art-glam with The Psychedelic Furs ’ jagged new wave. English Rain was released on a small London indie (Stiff offshoot “Brittle Records”) and vanished within months when the label folded. The track “Rain on My Radio” was later
The runout groove on Side B contains a hand-etched message: “Sorry Mom – The Dirt.” Comparative Table: The Four Rarities | Album | Year | Origin | Primary Genre | Rarity Factor | Estimated Copies Surviving | |-------|------|--------|---------------|---------------|----------------------------| | Neon Masquerade | 1985 | USA | Glam / AOR | Master tapes destroyed | ~300 | | English Rain | 1987 | UK | New Wave / Glam | Flood-damaged sleeves | ~200 | | Geisha Driver | 1986 | Japan | AOR / New Wave | Pulled for artwork | ~150 | | Cheap Perfume... | 1988 | Canada | Glam / AOR | Dumpstered test pressings | ~50–60 | Conclusion & Listening Recommendations For Glam purists: Start with Velvet Criminals – it’s the last true 70s-style swagger filtered through 80s production. For AOR fans: The Fabulous Dirt offers the most accessible hooks and radio-ready choruses. For New Wave collectors: The Soho Roses provide moody, intellectual art-rock with danceable beats. For the adventurous: Tokyo 77 ’s Geisha Driver is a glorious trainwreck of styles that somehow works. It absorbed the polished production of AOR (radio-friendly
A near-mint promo copy sold at a Tokyo record fair in 2023 for ¥320,000 (~$2,150). Album 4: The Fabulous Dirt – “Cheap Perfume & Bad Decisions” (1988, Canada) Genre Blend: 50% Glam / 40% AOR / 10% New Wave
Look for the misprint sleeve where the tracklist on back is actually for a different band (a punk band called Acid Whippet ). Album 2: The Soho Roses – “English Rain” (1987, UK) Genre Blend: 50% New Wave / 40% Glam / 10% AOR
The most commercially accessible of the four. Hailing from Vancouver, The Fabulous Dirt signed to a major distributor (MCA Canada) but the deal fell through after the A&R man was fired. The album was mastered but never officially distributed—only 200 test pressings exist.