The "ball" (a writhing woman painted pink) giggles and squirms between Alice's legs.
Another musical number begins: a funky, bass-driven disco track titled "Croquet (Strike It Rich)." Chorus: "Bend your back / Swing your wood / In Wonderland / Misunderstood / Red on white / Black on red / The Queen gets off / When you lose your head."
(spreading his arms) Late! You're late for a very important date! But then again, so am I. I've been waiting for a new tea bag all afternoon. Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976
Oh, they're all late down here, sugar. Fashionably late. But if you want the Rabbit, you'll have to go through the Door. And the Door... needs a key.
(drinking) Last time I drank something like this, I grew... The "ball" (a writhing woman painted pink) giggles
(surprised but amused) You're the key?
Alice, now very tall and voluptuous, tries to squeeze her hand into the keyhole. A voice – low, husky, male – comes from the lock itself. But then again, so am I
He pours a thick, milky liquid into a cup, then unzips his leather trousers.
I'm beginning to understand why they call it a "mad" tea party.
"Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a young woman named Alice. She had a curious mind and an even hungrier body. And on a particularly restless afternoon, she followed a very unusual Rabbit down a very deep hole..."