Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript · Certified & Direct

Ooooh, my beak-bone! What’s the haps, maps?

A Breadwinner’s gotta deliver, even when his gizzard is screaming “nope!” He puts on his helmet. Let’s rocket!

Sway! They’re evolving! Soon they’ll evolve into... TOAST! And toast is just bread that’s finished college!

Grabs the toast. Deuce... we’re Breadwinners. We deliver bread. We don’t fight it. Pause. Unless it tries to eat us first. Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript

He grabs the Breadpager. It shows a skull and crossbones made of mold.

The green gas hits the glowing bread. The bread twitches. Then it grows a tiny, moldy arm and waves.

SwaySway grabs Buhdeuce and they super-boost-kick the frozen colossus into the giant oven statue. Ooooh, my beak-bone

They’re not breadwinners... they’re... BREADEATERS!

AAAAAH!

The Duck Truck is parked. SwaySway and Buhdeuce are asleep in their rocket-bunk beds. SwaySway is snoring breadcrumbs. Buhdeuce is sleep-quacking. Let’s rocket

The zombie breads start chanting in raspy whispers: “Crumb... crumb... crumb...”

No, Deuce. Worse. They’re... THE LIVING BREAD.

Deuce! The secret weapon!

They slam the oven door. A sounds. All the Living Bread crumble into harmless, delicious toast. [SCENE 4: THE DUDE CAVE – NEXT MORNING]