Hero of the Imperium… whether he likes it or not.
With his loyal (and perpetually unimpressed) aide, Gunner Jurgen, at his side, Cain must bluff, bolt, and bluster his way through a full-scale alien invasion—all while trying to convince everyone he’s exactly the hero they think he is. ciaphas cain for the emperor audiobook
Commissar Ciaphas Cain, a man dubbed by Imperial propaganda as the greatest living hero of the Astra Militarum, knows the truth: he’s a coward. Through a combination of self-preservation, uncanny luck, and a well-honed talent for being elsewhere when the shooting starts, he’s somehow survived a career that would have killed any sane officer a hundred times over. Hero of the Imperium… whether he likes it or not
Stephen Perring (with Penelope Rawlins & Emma Gregory) For a hot cup of tanna
For the Emperor. For survival. For a hot cup of tanna.
Here’s a proper promotional piece for the Ciaphas Cain: For the Emperor audiobook, written in the style of an official Warhammer 40,000 product description. Ciaphas Cain: For the Emperor (Audiobook)