Daphne And Irina. Show 1 Review

(laughing despite herself, reaching for the coffee cup) I hate this show.

And you’re a control artist who just got evicted from her own fruit bowl. (She steals the apple and takes a loud bite) Camera two, close up on anarchy. Daphne And Irina. Show 1

(smiles tightly) No, darling. Something I’m exhausted by. There’s a difference. Control is a rental agreement with anxiety. You think you’re the landlord. You’re not. You’re the tenant who’s afraid of the boiler. (laughing despite herself, reaching for the coffee cup)

No, you don’t. You love it. Because for once, you’re not the one writing the script. (smiles tightly) No, darling

(long pause. Then a slow grin.) That’s not profound. That’s mean . I love it. (beat) Okay, Show 1, Rule 1: Daphne is not allowed to arrange anything for the rest of the day.