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He looked down the street. A neighbor’s light was on. An open Wi-Fi network.

The goose tilted its head. Then, with a sound like a squeaky toy being murdered, it again—and bit his sock.

The sound was not tinny or digital. It was wet. Aggressive. Inside his living room.

By midnight, the apartment was a war zone. The living goose had multiplied. Three geese now patrolled the rug, stealing shoelaces and knocking over plants. Leo’s phone was a chaotic mess of goose-drawn doodles, random honk recordings, and a new wallpaper that just read: You live here now. Rent is bread.