And not the way you think.
I just stared. He sighed, pinched the bridge of his nose, and switched to English with a heavy São Paulo accent.
Well, you sent me that link last week. The one that said: "Download-- De Supah Ninjas Dublado" – the whole series, dubbed in Portuguese. You said it was a virus. You said, "Leo, don't click it. It's probably just a rickroll from 2009." Download-- De Supah Ninjas Dublado
The download took three seconds. Not minutes. Seconds . Before I could even move my mouse to scan it, my whole screen went black. Then, a single white kanji symbol appeared: (Shinobi). It pulsed once, like a heartbeat. Then it faded.
And maybe a translator.
You remember that old show, right? Supah Ninjas . The one from like, 2012, with the kid who finds out his grandpa was a ninja master. We used to watch it after school, but it was always in English. You had to read the subtitles so fast your eyes hurt.
P.S. The dubbing is actually really good. And not the way you think
"Put it on, Leo. Hideo's goons have already tracked the download to your IP. They'll be here in four minutes. And I can't fight them alone."
Don't click the link.
So, quick question: Do you still have that old bo staff in your garage? The one we made out of PVC pipe? Because I think I'm going to need backup.