Meanwhile, at the Dunphy house, chaos was a three-ring circus.
Mitchell looked at his drool-covered tie, then at Cam's lavender blazer now smeared with mashed peas. "Actually," he said softly. "It kind of is."
Gloria kissed Jay's cheek, leaving a lipstick mark. "You see? He's an artist. We will take him. The waitress at the steakhouse has a mustache. Very romantic."
"I'm a sexy vampire," Luke replied. "Duh." Familia Moderna 1x15
She stared at him. Then, despite herself, she laughed. He pulled her up, and they slow-danced in the chemical fog, stepping on a forgotten bag of potato chips.
Jay, Gloria, and Manny arrived at the steakhouse. The waitress did, in fact, have a mustache. But also, she had a soul. She listened to Manny's tale of woe about Zoe.
They leaned over the sleeping baby and kissed. Meanwhile, at the Dunphy house, chaos was a
It was a terrible Valentine's Day. Which, for the Pritchetts, the Dunphys, and the Tucker-Pritchetts, meant it was absolutely perfect.
Jay, tying his tie in the mirror, grunted. "Good. Saved me ten bucks on a limo. We're going to a steakhouse. Just us. No teenage moping allowed."
"Ah, but Claire!" Phil winked. "The mistletoe is already up there. From last year. It's aged , like a fine wine!" "It kind of is
They arrived at the bistro. Lily screamed. The maitre d' gave them a table next to the bathroom. Mitchell tried to enjoy his escargots while Lily grabbed his tie and stuffed it into her drooling mouth. Cameron, attempting to be romantic, started singing a lullaby in French. The couple at the next table asked to move.
Downstairs, Haley was trying to sneak out the front door, wearing a dress two sizes too small. Alex was reading a book titled The Biochemistry of Love . And Luke was trying to attach a raw steak to his face with rubber bands.
Alex looked up. "Statistically, vampires aren't sexy. They're corpses with anemia."