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Günter, a venerable Dachshund with eyebrows like tufts of wiry snow, adjusted his bow tie and glared at the teleprompter. "More pathos, Günter," his agent, a frantic Jack Russell named Pixel, had squeaked. "The nation is counting on you." Free German Dog Porn

"I would like to thank my producer," Helga woofed into the mic. "And to finally reveal the answer to our investigation: yes, squeaky toys are made by cats. It's a plot to overstimulate us. We have the documents." The nation, in this case, was the entire

Pixel nodded, already texting on a dog-bone-shaped phone. "Of course, Günter. Of course. Hundheit ." "More pathos, Günter," his agent, a frantic Jack