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“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”
(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.) funny cartoonporn
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) “I should’ve worked at Chuck E
“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’” holding a single
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
