Geordie Shore Apr 2026

(From the living room) That’ll be me. I wanted a midnight piss with a bang. Nailed it.

I’M THAT MORTIFIED, LADS. I’VE GOT GLITTER IN PLACES GLITTER SHOULD NEVER BE. I’M LIKE A HUMAN FABERGE EGG. Geordie Shore

Wet wipes and empty bottles of CÎROC COCONUT WATER litter the floor. (From the living room) That’ll be me

MAZIE (24) is asleep in the empty hot tub. Fully clothed. Her phone is clutched in her hand, still playing a dance remix of “Freed from Desire.” Geordie Shore

Suddenly, the front door SLAMS open.

A framed photo of the lads. It has a slice of pizza crust balanced on the corner.

Two hours later, they are all banned from a karaoke bar called “The Crooning Cod.”