--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi -

You two are Taliban!

Also, we’re not terrorists. We’re therapists . For America’s sense of humor. Epilogue Neha dumps Rohan. She kisses Kumar. But then she slaps him.

हेरोल्ड और कुमार: ग्वांतानामो से फरार (Harold aur Kumar: Guantanamo Se Faraar) --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

Colonel Foxx, defeated, yells, "Who are you people?!"

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York You two are Taliban

They learn that Colonel Foxx has kidnapped Kumar’s true love, NEHA (a stunning neurologist who left Kumar because he was "directionless") and is holding her at the wedding venue – the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai. Scene 3: The Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, Mumbai

They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke. Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Scene 2: Camp Delta, Cell Block C For America’s sense of humor

(to Harold): Bhai , relax. It’s just a little prasad for the flight.

"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."

Title card: "Harold aur Kumar: Tihar Jail Se Farar – Coming Soon."

Harold is in an orange jumpsuit. Kumar is trying to befriend a guard by teaching him how to make aloo paratha using prison chow.

4 Comments

  1. Yulisa

    So, would you say that the Biden administration believes in Keynesian method? I ask because during the pandemic when unemployment rates were above the natural rate, the solution was to distribute stimulus checks. (Which, after reading this, I now understand why that was! I’ve learned so much reading about these things. Very well written.)

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    • John Bouman

      Yes, most politicians, including Biden but also many Republicans, favor the short run and support “stimulus packages”. But it is a stimulus for the short run only (just like taking hard drugs). In the long run, the negative effects (increase in the national debt, inflation, etc.) harm the economy.
      Thank you for your feedback, Yulisa!

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  2. Larry

    If you have a reduction in work hours due to an employers lack of business demand. Can you still apply for partial Unemployment benefits in NJ?

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    • John Bouman

      Good question, Larry. Perhaps someone can Internet search for this and find out. Any New Jersey residents out there?

      Reply

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