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The cast and crew were losing their minds. But the clip went viral on CTV’s social media: “Jeannie Meets the Leafs” (she’d turned the hockey team into dancing palm trees).
And so, the show became a surprise hit. Every episode ended with Jeannie fixing a problem (a snowstorm in July, a missing moose crossing sign, a broken poutine machine) and whispering, “Sorry, Major… I mean, Tony… I mean, Gary.”
Jeannie tried to help. When the lead actor (playing “New Tony”) complained his lines were too boring, she poofed him onto a dogsled racing down Yonge Street. When ratings dipped, she magically inserted Don Cherry into every scene, wearing a sequined genie vest. i dream of jeannie ctv
“Blink again,” Gary said, exasperated, as Jeannie accidentally turned the craft services table into a flock of Canada geese. “No—stop actually summoning geese! We have union rules about wildlife.”
Turns out, CTV was rebooting I Dream of Jeannie as a meta-comedy: Genie in the Great White North . Jeannie, ripped from the 1960s, now had to navigate modern Canadian problems. Tony wasn’t an astronaut; he was a flustered producer at CTV headquarters in Toronto. And her magic? It kept freezing mid-spell, producing maple syrup instead of fireballs. The cast and crew were losing their minds
Here’s a short story blending the classic I Dream of Jeannie universe with a modern CTV (Canadian Television) production angle. The Bloopers of Bottle Bluffs
The finale—sweeps week—featured Jeannie accidentally transporting the entire CTV studio to the surface of the moon. She bowed gracefully. “Sorry about the lack of atmosphere, eh?” Every episode ended with Jeannie fixing a problem
Finally, Gary pulled her aside. “Look, magic genie… you’re great. Really. But this is Canadian TV. We apologize for everything, even successful shows. We can’t afford real magic—just gentle, polite magic.”
The man who looked like Major Tony Nelson—but carried a clipboard and a double-double from Tim Hortons—sighed. “It’s ‘Gary,’ actually. Gary the director. And you’re late. Hair and makeup, now.”