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And so began their lifestyle .

Friday was sacred. Uncle would bring out his portable speaker (purchased from a guy on the street—it claimed to have “1000 watts” but sounded like a constipated bee). Priya reluctantly played Punjabi pop .

Priya would roll her eyes but secretly love it. She introduced him to YouTube . indian uncle fuck bhatiji

Uncle stared. “She’s getting paid for eating ? Beta, I’ve been doing that for free for 58 years. Where’s my cheque?”

“Uncle, watch this. It’s a mukbang —a girl eating noodles.” And so began their lifestyle

“Bhatiji! You look dead. Come, sit. I’ll show you something,” Uncle grinned, tapping his phone.

Then came antakshari . But Uncle’s rules: only songs from before 1995. Priya tried to slip in a Badshah track. Uncle gasped. “This is not singing, Bhatiji. This is… aggressive poetry with a beat.” Priya reluctantly played Punjabi pop

Priya, barely awake, replied with a single “👍” emoji. By 7 AM, Uncle was already in the park doing yogic breathing while wearing a tracksuit two sizes too small. Bhatiji, meanwhile, was making an iced oat latte (which Uncle called “fancy doodh pani”).