Kim Kardashian: Superstar Interview

Done. Let's get into it. You’ve been called the most famous person of the 21st century. How does that feel?

(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)

Kim. Thank you for being here.

(Leans in, whispers) . Be comfortable. But make it thong . Also, lighting. Never trust a ring light under 18 inches. And if you break the internet? Don't fix it. Just post the screenshot and sell the merch.

(Already walking away, calling over shoulder) . I know. Text my assistant for the quote approval. Bye, beautiful people. kim kardashian superstar interview

What about the viral moment where you lost your diamond earring in the ocean?

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. How does that feel

(Sips Diet Coke dramatically) . You know... people don't realize. It’s a lot of work. One time, I cried for 47 minutes because my SKIMS shapewear roll wasn't seamless. But then I looked in the mirror, and I thought... wow . Even the tear tracks are iconic.