Leo squinted. Office 2015? He didn’t remember Microsoft releasing an Office 2015. There was 2013, then 2016. But 2015? The website was a relic—Geocities-style layout, neon green text on black, and a download button that looked like it was designed by a hacker in a hoodie.
The last one made him push back from the desk. Microsoft Office 2015 Free Download 64 Bit
Leo slammed the laptop shut.
“Desperate times,” Leo muttered, clicking the link. Leo squinted
He opened next. Instead of an email client, he saw a live satellite view of his apartment building. Then it zoomed in. Through the roof. Through the ceiling. The camera angle adjusted until he was looking at the back of his own head, staring at the screen. There was 2013, then 2016
“Installing Microsoft Office 2015 (64-bit build 15.1.0)… Please do not turn off your computer. We are watching.”