Myfamilypies 21 11 30 Sybil I Accidentally Sent... ◉

Forwarded this to HR.

Now, I’m not going to explain the site name. If you know, you know. It’s that specific niche of… let’s call it "situational comedy." And Sybil? She’s a legend in that space. The acting is terrible, the plot is ridiculous, but two years ago, apparently, I had a moment of weakness and downloaded it. MyFamilyPies 21 11 30 Sybil I Accidentally Sent...

The Unraveling: My "MyFamilyPies 21 11 30 Sybil" Mistake Date: December 2, 2023 Category: Confessions / Digital Disasters Forwarded this to HR

I watched 30 seconds, cringed at my past self, and decided to delete the whole folder. Except… I didn't. Monday morning, 9:00 AM. I’m on a Slack huddle with my boss, Janet . Janet is 58. Janet collects porcelain thimbles. Janet sends "Good Morning Sunshine" GIFs in the team channel. We are reviewing a massive client deck that needs to go out by noon. It’s that specific niche of… let’s call it

I say, "Absolutely, give me two seconds."