SON Dad, I’m trying to sleep.
DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner.
SON My name is Ryan.
SON That’s not how points work.
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SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed.
DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.” -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”
DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall?
Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard. SON Dad, I’m trying to sleep
DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.
DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12.
Son stares at camera (or audience).
DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed.