Frustrated, she dumps the entire bottle. The solution turns a violent, glowing purple and begins to hiss. Mio screams. Mai, emotionless, pulls out a tiny fan and points it at the beaker.
For three seconds, nothing happens. Then Yuuko’s face cycles through seven distinct shades of red, orange, and white. Her eyes water like Niagra Falls. Steam jets from her ears. She opens her mouth to scream, but instead of sound, a rainbow-colored shockwave erupts, blowing Mio’s hair back and shattering the classroom windows.
Nano has to drag the entire 400-pound vending machine two blocks home. Nichijou Episode 4
She reaches for the soba, but "accidentally" scoops up the entire wasabi blob on her chopsticks. Before Mio can stop her, Yuuko eats it whole.
What follows is not a chase, but a ritual . The Principal drops into a wrestling stance. The deer raises its front hooves. For a full minute, they circle each other with the intensity of two sumo wrestlers on the dohyo. No music. No dialogue. Just the shuffle of sneakers and hooves on pavement. Frustrated, she dumps the entire bottle
Nano, the robot girl, is trying to buy a juice from a vending machine. But her large wind-up key on her back gets stuck in the coin return slot. She is now attached to the vending machine. The Professor watches from a distance, eating a popsicle.
"You fought well," he whispers.
"Hm." She pours more. Still nothing.
Finally, the Principal lunges. The deer leaps. They meet in mid-air. The Principal executes a perfect German suplex on the deer. The deer, unfazed, headbutts him into a rose bush. Mai, emotionless, pulls out a tiny fan and
Nano: "A little help?" Professor: (age 8) "You have to face your own battles, Nano." Nano: "I'm attached to a vending machine." Professor: "And what a glorious battle it is."
Mai, without looking up from her book, slides a glass of milk toward Yuuko. Yuuko chugs it, collapses to the floor, and whispers, "I have seen the face of God... and it is spicy."