His finger hovered over the mouse.
The paper slid out smoothly. The text was crisp. The world was right again. Reset Printer Epson L14150
So, he did the second part of the ritual. He flipped the printer on its side, exposing a plastic hatch held by three screws. He wore gloves. Inside was a white, sponge-like slab, heavy as a wet diaper. His finger hovered over the mouse
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