See? He gets it.
(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.
(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?
I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. sam and cat matthew
(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in?
Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?
Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not
(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?
Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver
Also allergic to fun. Apparently.
(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?
(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!