"Probably just the wind."
"Then... Uber driver late hai."
Mohan Jo Jo starts crying.
Baba arrives with a coconut, a chicken, and a Bluetooth speaker.
The saree wraps itself around Babloo's head. He takes a bite of paneer through the cloth. Scary Movie Hindi
(cracks neck) "Like this?"
The ghost throws the coconut back. It hits Baba's head. "Probably just the wind
"Spicy... aur thoda salty. Ghost ki cooking average hai."
"Sorry bhaiyya. But aapki entry lighting bahut weak hai. Koi jump scare nahi." selfie lete hain saath mein."
They take a selfie. Mohan Jo Jo smiles for the first time in centuries. The flash drains his remaining spiritual battery.
"Chalo, selfie lete hain saath mein."