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(holding up phone, filming): “First episode of ‘Locker Room Mysteries’ – ‘The Case of the Ghost Jersey.’ Ten million views, easy. Say something dramatic, Marco.”

of sneakers squeaking, lockers slamming, and a generic pop-punk beat fading out.

Towel Tag – Episode 3: “The Lost Jersey” school locker room porn

(turning red): “Alex, put that down! Coach said no filming in here!”

(grinning, slapping Marco’s back): “That’s what managers are for, buddy. Now come on – Alex, edit out the part where I forgot.” (holding up phone, filming): “First episode of ‘Locker

(pulling off a sweaty jersey, yelling over the noise): “I’m telling you, Marco, if that jersey doesn’t show up in the next five minutes, Coach is making you run suicides tomorrow.”

(frantically digging through a duffel bag): “I triple-checked the laundry cart! It’s like the jersey just… evaporated.” Coach said no filming in here

(snapping his fingers): “Wait. I gave it to Ms. Kline. For the spirit banner. It’s hanging in the hallway. I’m an idiot.”