Yes, the John Hughes teen drama is in the Collection. And yes, it deserves to be there. Don’t let the "Brat Pack" label fool you. This is a tight, five-act stage play set in a library. The Criterion 4K transfer makes the grain of the film stock sing, and the supplement where Molly Ringwald reconsiders the film’s sexual politics is a must-listen. The Forgotten Gem (Blind Buy Alert) Spine #417: Brand Upon the Brain! (2006) Guy Maddin is an acquired taste, but this silent, expressionist, quasi-autobiographical fever dream is his best work. Shot in black-and-white with a live narration track (you can choose between Isabella Rossellini, Laurie Anderson, or John Ashbery), it tells the story of a boy detective on an island of orphans. It is 95 minutes of beautiful, unsettling insanity. If you like David Lynch but wish he were faster , buy this. The Verdict on "B" The letter B proves that Criterion is not just about stuffy foreign films. It is about cinema . You go from the moral simplicity of a neorealist bike thief to the moral ambiguity of a swinging London photographer to the moral panic of a 1980s detention room.
Antonioni leaves Italy for Swinging London. A fashion photographer (David Hemmings) thinks he’s photographed a murder. Or did he? This is the film that invented the "blow-up-the-photo" trope, but it’s less a thriller than a meditation on the impossibility of truth. Plus: The Yardbirds with a young Jimmy Page smashing his guitar.
Terry Gilliam’s masterpiece of bureaucratic dystopia. It’s the only film in the collection that feels like a Kafka novel rewritten by Monty Python. The Criterion laserdisc (and subsequent DVD/Blu) set the gold standard for supplemental features—including the infamous "Love Conquers All" studio cut, which you should watch only to feel genuine rage. The Weird, Wild, and Wonderful Spine #724: The Big Chill (1983) The ultimate "baby boomer navel-gaze" film, and I mean that as a compliment. Lawrence Kasdan assembles a murderers’ row of actors (Hurt, Close, Goldblum, Kline) to ask a simple question: What happened to the revolution? The soundtrack (You can’t always get what you want) does half the emotional labor, but the look on Kevin Kline’s face at the end does the rest. The Criterion Collection - B
In the Criterion universe, “B” is a heavyweight. It contains the Bergmans, the Bressons, and the Bunuels. But more interestingly, it contains the other B’s: the blockbusters that got arthouse respect ( Being John Malkovich ), the noirs that cut like glass ( Blast of Silence ), and the one David Lynch film that makes Eraserhead look like a Disney ride ( Blue Velvet ).
Vittorio De Sica’s neorealist gut-punch. The plot is so simple (man needs bike to work; bike gets stolen; man looks for bike) that its emotional devastation feels almost accidental. You will watch Antonio and his son Bruno walk through Rome, and you will feel the weight of every broken promise of the post-war era. Essential. Yes, the John Hughes teen drama is in the Collection
What’s your favorite "B" spine? Leave a comment below—just don’t mention the ending of Brazil without a spoiler tag. Next week: We tackle the letter C. Spoiler: It involves Chaplin, Cassevetes, and a very large shark.
Here are the highlights (and the deep cuts) from the Criterion Collection’s "B" section. Spine #209: Beauty and the Beast (1946) Before Disney, there was Cocteau. This is not a children’s film; it’s a surrealist poem about loneliness. The living candelabras are creepy, the beast is heartbreaking, and the final shot of Jean Marais flying through the starry sky is pure magic. If you own only one French fantasy film, make it this one. This is a tight, five-act stage play set in a library
There is a specific, nerdy joy in organizing a movie collection by spine number. It’s a ritual. And as I slide past the A ’s ( 8½ , 12 Angry Men , 400 Blows ), we land in the sprawling, complicated territory of the letter B .