The Golden Girls - Season 4 Apr 2026

BLANCHE sashays out. DOROTHY sighs. ROSE starts separating jelly beans again. SOPHIA steals a handful and shoves them in her mouth.

BLANCHE sweeps in dramatically, wearing a silk robe and holding a small, velvet box. The Golden Girls - Season 4

Rose, the Sicilian Squirrel died in 1972. He choked on a Cracker Jack prize he’d been hiding in his cheek for twenty years. BLANCHE sashays out

(entering, pouring coffee): Rose, what in the name of Proust’s madeleine are you doing? velvet box. Rose