The Last Man On Earth Episode 2 -

It’s a trash can filled with junk mail he’s delivering to himself.

CHARLOTTE Come out. I’ll make it quick. I have a guillotine in my unicycle trailer.

PHIL (shouting) Wait! If you kill me, you’ll never repopulate the Earth!

FADE TO BLACK.

A low, mechanical THWUMP . Distant. Regular.

PHIL Anything.

PHIL (to the volleyball) No, Wilson, I’m not saying Fred is better than you. I’m saying he’s a better listener. You just keep bouncing away. the last man on earth episode 2

PHIL Male anatomy? That’s a weird flex right now.

INT. PHIL'S MANSION (THE ONE HE SQUATTED IN) - DAY

Phil, terrified, holds the samurai sword backward. It’s a trash can filled with junk mail

PHIL (CONT'D) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

The sound is getting louder. THWUMP. THWUMP. It’s a rhythm. A beat.

WOMAN My name is CHARLOTTE. Before the virus, I was a librarian. After the virus, I read every book on survival, strategy, and male anatomy. I have a guillotine in my unicycle trailer

INT. A DARK BASEMENT - DAY