"Exactly! Nobody will see it coming!" ACT THREE:
INTERIOR. U.G.'S RV - DAY
(gasping, hand on chest) "Oh no. I've become... background noise ." Uncle Grandpa Series
Title card explodes in rainbow letters: "THE SILENT TREATMENT"
They both burst out laughing. Really laughing. The kind that makes your stomach hurt. "Exactly
"Where were you?"
Uncle Grandpa lands in a kiddie pool. A sad little girl named MADDIE (8, pigtails, permanent frown) is sitting on her porch steps. I've become
"Kid, I figured it out. Being ignored isn't the problem. The problem is thinking you need to be the main character of every room."
(purrs in stereo)
He crawls under the rug. A moment later, a tiny trapdoor opens in the floor. He falls through with a "WOOOOBWOOBWOOB."
Uncle Grandpa grins, puts on sunglasses, and leans back.