When You Drive A Car-tyler1 Greenscreen--longes... | Top 20 FAST |

(takes a sip of coffee) Nice weather today.

Tyler1, greenscreened in, immediately starts convulsing.

YOU JUST LET THREE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU! THREE! DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?! DO YOU WANT TO ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION BY SUNDOWN?! GO! GO GO GO GO GO—

…I hate parallel parking.

Camera points at the driver’s seat. The driver looks calm, hands at 10 and 2. Behind them, greenscreened in the back seat (or replacing the windshield entirely) is Tyler1, mid-meltdown.

THAT WAS A STALE YELLOW! YOU HAD FOUR SECONDS! YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT! I'VE SEEN SLOTHS WITH BETTER REACTION TIME! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE AND MY SANITY IN THIS GREENScreen—

Yeah, me too buddy. Me too.

Text on screen:

I'll just let that semi pass first.

Here’s a comedic piece written as if someone is using that Tyler1 greenscreen for the mundane act of driving a car. INT. CAR – DAY When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...

Tyler1 collapses face-first onto the greenscreen floor, still twitching.

(calmly) Alright, just gonna merge onto the highway. Signal's on. Plenty of space.

(pulls into driveway) Made it. Safe and sound. (takes a sip of coffee) Nice weather today

DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME! YOU'RE GOING 62 IN A 65! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIMINALS AND WINNERS! PICK ONE!

YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE THEM! USE THEM! THAT'S A YIELD, NOT A STOP, YOU ABSOLUTE—